Principal Victoria is the surpisignly competent South Park elementary school principal. Principal Victoria is usually seen with Mr. Mackey as they dispense knowledge together. It has been revealed that Victoria is a breast cancer survivor, using recreational drugs, and has once murdered a man.
As a response to new safety regulations for his son’s football team, Stan Marsh suggests that everyone play a safer, friendlier sport called sarcastaball instead, which becomes an inadvertent national success, sarcastically.
Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.
Timmy tries to rescue a live turkey that they’re using in the school’s play of Helen Keller.
Chef protests the racist South Park flag; Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she thinks she has a crush on Cartman.
Stan tries to convince Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle’s life; Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novel writer after getting fired.
A man in a panda costume comes to teach the students of South Park about sexual harassment leading Cartman to sue Stan for harassment.
