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Snake Jailbird
Chester "Snake Jailbird" Turley is the constantly recurring convict on The Simpsons. Even if he's not busy robbing poor Apu's Kwik-E-Mart, he's usually seen getting arrested for something during most of his scenes.
Snake Jailbird Quotes
Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!
Snake
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Chief Wiggum: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Cops don't have a lot of friends. Civilians are afraid of us and other cops just remind of us things we want to forget. That's why your friendship is so special to me.
Homer: Chief, me too.
Snake: Umm, you know I've been back here for like ten hours. Any chance of a bathroom break?
Chief Wiggum: Thanks a lot jail bird. Now I have you on burglary and killing a moment.
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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!
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Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.
Lance Murdoch
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- Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
