February 18, 2012 | 0 Comments
The Simpsons turns 500 episodes young this weekend. Send in your favorite quote from this beloved series now.
Troy McClure was voiced by Phil Hartman until the actor’s untimely death in 1998 and the character has been retired since then. McClure is a washed up star from the 1970s that is the star of many infomercials, educational films and movies. At one point, McClure married Selma in order to attempt to revive his career after rumors of a paraphilia.
The Simpsons turns 500 episodes young this weekend. Send in your favorite quote from this beloved series now.
When Selma marries Fat Tony, you get a mediocre parody of Jersey Shore of course!
We’ve put up the ultimate collection of The Simpsons season five quotes. Come see just some of our favorites.
At Maggie’s first birthday party, Grampa falls for Marge’s mother, Jackie.
Marge tries to become more fun with the help of self-help guru, Brad Goodman, who encourages the whole town to act more like Bart.
Marge and her neighbor, Ruth Powers go out for a girls’ night. Homer and Chief Wiggum end up chasing them down when Ruth reveals she stole the car from her ex-husband.
When Springfield is hit with Osaka Flu, an exhausted Marge accidentally forgets to pay for a bottle of bourbon at the Kwik-E-Mart and is arrested for shoplifting.
After a tour of the Duff Brewery, Homer gets a DUI on the way home and after losing his license and attending AA meetings, Marge convinces Homer to give up beer.
After Marge’s Great aunt Gladys Bouvier dies, her video will tells Patty and Selma not to die alone like her. Selma decides she wants a baby.
Marge is cast the lead in a local production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Meanwhile, Maggie goes up against her strict daycare attendant.