Anthony: So you like him? You like being around him? Erin: Yes, I like being around him. That's why once upon a time I married him. Anthony: Well, I don't like him. You want to hear why? Erin: No, I don't, because I've heard it all from my family. Anthony: So why don't you listen to everyone who loves you? Erin: Because they hold every bad thing he's done in his life against him forever. It's like Irish Alzheimers. They forget everything except the grudges.
Jack: If I win, you have to come away with me for a romantic weekend. Erin: You're asking me to prostitute myself for a good cause. Jack: Basically. Erin: Fine. And if I win, you have to come to family dinner. Jack: That's the difference between us. I want to share love and you want to inflict pain.