Charlie came so close to marrying the beautiful ballet teacher Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) but the wedding fell through when she wanted Charlie to kick Alan out.
Charlie helps catch Berta up on all the events that happened the the previous day... such as Rose and Alan going on a double date with him and Chelsea. Wait... what?
Charlie's mom, Evelyn, is quite shocked to meet his fiancee, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) for the first time. Charlie never even told her she existed, let alone that he proposed.
Charlie welcomes back Jerome (Michael Clarke Duncan) into his home and he seems much less angry this time that his daughter is going out with Jake. In fact, this time he brought snickerdoodles.
Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow? Alan: Why? Jake: I want to hang out with my friends. Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you? Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."
Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit? Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket