Charlie and Chelsea in Bed

Charlie attempts to get some from Chelsea when she begins to receive text messages from her new best friend Alan.
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Charlie and Berta Chat

When Chelsea and Alan, the best of friends, are busy cooking dinner, Charlie and Berta analyze the situation over some beers outside.
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Charlie and Mia's Wedding

Charlie came so close to marrying the beautiful ballet teacher Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) but the wedding fell through when she wanted Charlie to kick Alan out.
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Berta Works for Chelsea

When Chelsea moves in, Berta informs Charlie that she now works for Chelsea and he can direct his requests through her.
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Chelsea's Ready to Move

Charlie walks into Chelsea's old apartment only to find out she was packed and ready to move before he even invited her to move in.
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Charlie Gives Chelsea Key

Charlie hands Chelsea over Alan's set of house keys when he asks her to move into his former bachelor pad in Malibu Beach.
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Chelsea and Charlie Discuss Alan

Chelsea and Charlie discuss Alan's loneliness and Chelsea decides she's going to set Alan up on a blind date.
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Charlie Talks to Alan

Charlie talks to Alan after he sleeps with Rose to try and talk some sense in the poor bastard.
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Charlies Catches Berta Up

Charlie helps catch Berta up on all the events that happened the the previous day... such as Rose and Alan going on a double date with him and Chelsea. Wait... what?
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Evelyn Meets Chelsea

Charlie's mom, Evelyn, is quite shocked to meet his fiancee, Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) for the first time. Charlie never even told her she existed, let alone that he proposed.
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Charlie and Jerome

Charlie welcomes back Jerome (Michael Clarke Duncan) into his home and he seems much less angry this time that his daughter is going out with Jake. In fact, this time he brought snickerdoodles.
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Charlie With the Guys

Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket