Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do! Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us! Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? Stan: I said that rabbits eat lettuce. Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do...
Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef? Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley. Cartman: Kickass.
