Moe Falls for a Princess - The Simpsons

Moe Falls for a Princess - The Simpsons

Moe falls for a princess whose father is working with Mr. Burns on The Simpsons. "The Princess Guide" is the 15th episode of the show's 26th season.
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Big Winners

Big Winners

Things go wrong after the boys at the bar win the lottery on The Simpsons. "The Saga of Car; Dangers on a Train" is the finale of the show's 24th season.
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Moe's Whiskey

Moe's Whiskey

What will happen to Moe's bar when a venture capitalist takes an interest in his homemade whiskey on The Simpsons. "Whiskey Business" is the 19th episode of the show's 24th season.
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Bar Rag Appearance

Bar Rag Appearance

Moe congregates here with Marge, Homer and Bar Rag. The latter is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
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Moe Szyslak Picture

Moe Szyslak Picture

A picture of Moe Szyslak, the bartender and owner of Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. Moe is also one of Homer's least loyal friends.
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Moe Seduces Marge

Moe Seduces Marge

When Marge thinks that Homer is dead, like any good friend, Moe uses his blood to attempt to seduce his recently widowed wife. Oh that Moe.
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The Simpsons Quotes

(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
Bart: and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
All: EWW!!
Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
All: EWWWWW!!
Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
(The whole classroom screams)

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!