Hey, takin' on a challenge is a lot like ridin' a horse. If you're comfortable while you're doin' it, you're probably doin' it wrong.Ted
Roy: Yeah, just thought you should know that your boy, Nathan's been harassed every single day by Jamie and his little side pricks.
Roy: So you know already.
Roy: So you'll take care of it.
Roy: What the fuck?
Ted: Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons on the rough and tumble playgrounds of Bookridge Elementary School. One, if little Ronnie Fouch offers you a candy bar, you immediately say no and get the hell out of there cause there's a good chance that little son of a gun has pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. Number two, teacher tells a bully not to pick on someone, it's just gonna make it worse.
Roy: So you're not going to do anything?
Ted: No. [Roy sneers and leaves]
Beard: Why you windin' him up?
Ted: Because he's the one, coach. If we're gonna make an impact here, the first domino need to fall right inside of that man's heart.
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