Susan's Trailer

Susan's Trailer

Susan moves into a trailer after Edie burns down her house.
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Tom is Caught

Tom is Caught

Tom gets caught with another woman in Atlantic City and returns home to find Lynette and the kids gone.
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I Know Things Now Picture

I Know Things Now Picture

When Edie learns that Susan was the other woman, there's problems for everyone.
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Lynette Gets Tom Fired

Lynette Gets Tom Fired

When Lynette sends dirty instant messages on behalf on Ed, someone has to get fired and it ends up being Tom.
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Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby and Carlos win temporary custody of their adopted baby girl, Lily.
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Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman returns to Wisteria Lane to publicly accuse Paul of killing her sister.
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Carlos and Gaby Adopt

Carlos and Gaby Adopt

Carlos and Gaby speak with a mother about potentially adopting her child, only to learn she never told the father.
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Bree the Alcoholic

Bree the Alcoholic

Bree checks in to Alcholic's Anonymouse in order to avoid letting her son win when he claims she hit him.
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Thank You So Much Picture

Thank You So Much Picture

Bree proves to be a terrible babysitter when she passes out drunk while watching Lynette's kids.
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Xiao-Mei Picture

Xiao-Mei Picture

A picture of Xiao-Mei, the maid that Carlos and Gaby hire to avoid her from being deported.
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The Applewhites

The Applewhites

Betty and Matthew Applewhite are using a little blackmail to keep themselves protected.
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Bree gets a DUI

Bree gets a DUI

Bree winds up in jail when she gets a DUI and is forced to walk home.
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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Quotes

Xiao-mei: Here, taste this.
Carlos: Oh, man! Xiao-mei, that is amazing.
Xiao-mei: You like?
Carlos: Oh, yeah. Sorry if I'm making a mess.
Xiao-mei: It's okay. Mu Shu Pork. Supposed to be messy.
Carlos:I wish Gabrielle could cook like this. Have you ever tried her enchiladas?
Xiao-mei:One time they make me sick.

Matthew: Mom. Look, I know you're out there. Please, just talk to me. Mom, I need something to drink. Just some water, some juice, something, anything, please. (bangs on the door) Mom! You want me to say I set Caleb up. Yeah, I did it. I started thinking about all those years, years that we had to take care of him and I just thought maybe once he was gone, we could have a normal life. And I'm sorry. But Mom, you have got to let me out of here, now!
(Betty gets up. With a crowbar, she bangs on the door.)
Betty: You! You were willing to stand by and let me murder your brother without reason. It's an unforgivable betrayal! I am so consumed with rage, it's best you stay in there because if I let you out, I don't know what I might do to you!