Susan's Trailer

Susan's Trailer

Susan moves into a trailer after Edie burns down her house.
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Tom is Caught

Tom is Caught

Tom gets caught with another woman in Atlantic City and returns home to find Lynette and the kids gone.
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I Know Things Now Picture

I Know Things Now Picture

When Edie learns that Susan was the other woman, there's problems for everyone.
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Lynette Gets Tom Fired

Lynette Gets Tom Fired

When Lynette sends dirty instant messages on behalf on Ed, someone has to get fired and it ends up being Tom.
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Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby, Carlos and Lily

Gaby and Carlos win temporary custody of their adopted baby girl, Lily.
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Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman Returns

Felicia Tillman returns to Wisteria Lane to publicly accuse Paul of killing her sister.
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Carlos and Gaby Adopt

Carlos and Gaby Adopt

Carlos and Gaby speak with a mother about potentially adopting her child, only to learn she never told the father.
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Bree the Alcoholic

Bree the Alcoholic

Bree checks in to Alcholic's Anonymouse in order to avoid letting her son win when he claims she hit him.
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Thank You So Much Picture

Thank You So Much Picture

Bree proves to be a terrible babysitter when she passes out drunk while watching Lynette's kids.
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Xiao-Mei Picture

Xiao-Mei Picture

A picture of Xiao-Mei, the maid that Carlos and Gaby hire to avoid her from being deported.
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The Applewhites

The Applewhites

Betty and Matthew Applewhite are using a little blackmail to keep themselves protected.
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Bree gets a DUI

Bree gets a DUI

Bree winds up in jail when she gets a DUI and is forced to walk home.
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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Quotes

Bree: Andrew, don't you have a meet at the swim club?
Andrew: Yeah. So?
Bree: Doesn't it require a large entrance fee? One that you can't afford by yourself?
Andrew: Are you blackmailing me into coming into dinner?
Bree: Oh, you don't know the lengths I'd go to for even seating.

Carlos: Hey, babe. Why you home so early?
Gabrielle: Oh, honey! Oh, you're not dead!
Carlos: Who said I was dead?
Garielle: The police. They called me.
Carlos: What are you talking about?
Gabrielle: Honey, they didn't know all the details, but a witness said that they saw you run into the carpool lane to pick up a lawn chair that had fallen off some truck, and then a bus hit you right in front of the road crew. Why aren't you at the road crew?