Stewie is Little Miss Texas

Stewie is Little Miss Texas

When forced to run to Texas and dress as a girl, Stewie enters a Little Miss Texas Pageant.

Family Guy Season 5 Episode 15 Quotes

Brian: Can you believe that cashier's accent? "Would you like some change for you?"
Stewie: If it weren't for 9/11, they'd be adorable!

(snores) "18% approval ratings"... How'd you like 18% of my foot up your ass?

Dick Chaney