Family Guy Reviews

Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7 Review: Petey IV

Family Guy Review: Petey IV

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after he receives an email from Peter while Brian adjusts to his new life. Read on.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3 Review: Nanny Goats

Family Guy Review: Nanny Goats

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Lois and Peter try to reconnect as a married couple after Lois' parents pay for a nanny. Read on for our review!
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)