Family Guy Reviews

Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18 Review: HTTPete

Family Guy Review: HTTPete

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18, Peter tries his hand at being a Millennial but makes a huge mistake that turns the Millennial world upside down.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7 Review: Petey IV

Family Guy Review: Petey IV

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after he receives an email from Peter while Brian adjusts to his new life. Read on.
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Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3 Review: Nanny Goats

Family Guy Review: Nanny Goats

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Lois and Peter try to reconnect as a married couple after Lois' parents pay for a nanny. Read on for our review!
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Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17 Review: Take A Letter

Family Guy Review: Take A Letter

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 17, Lois' curiosity gets the best of her when she finds a letter Peter wrote to his ex girlfriend that was never mailed.
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Family Guy Quotes

Brian: Having sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering dessert when everyone else wants to leave.
Waiter: Would anyone like dessert?
Man: I couldn't eat another thing.
Woman: I gotta get home for the sitter.
Fat Man: I'll have the souffle.
Waiter: That takes 45 minutes.
Fat Man: That's okay.

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter