Dude Ranch - Family Guy

Dude Ranch - Family Guy

The guys head to the mayor's dude ranch on Family Guy. "First Blood" is the 19th episode of the show's 20th season.
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Chris' Girlfriend - Family Guy

Chris' Girlfriend - Family Guy

Chris tries to prove he has a girlfriend on Family Guy. "Girlfriend, Eh?" is the 18th episode of the show's 20th season.
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Sinister Intentions - Family Guy

Sinister Intentions - Family Guy

Lois' piano student has sinister intentions on Family Guy. "All About Alana" is the 17th episode of the show's 20th season.
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Lois Becomes Addicted - Family Guy

Lois Becomes Addicted - Family Guy

After Brian is prescribed pills for an injury, Lois ends up becoming addicted to the pills on Family Guy.
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Getaway Driver  - Family Guy

Getaway Driver - Family Guy

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver on the Family Guy episode, "Hard Boiled Meg."
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The Griffin Version - Family Guy

The Griffin Version - Family Guy

The Griffin family tells their own version of HBO's Game of Thrones on the Family Guy episode, "HBO-No."
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Perils of the Deep - Family Guy

Perils of the Deep - Family Guy

Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep on the Family Guy episode, "Lawyer Guy."
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High School Reunion - Family Guy

High School Reunion - Family Guy

Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion on Family Guy. "The Lois Quagmire" is the 12th episode of the show's 20th season.
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Voice Change - Family Guy

Voice Change - Family Guy

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice and a problem with the choir on Family Guy's "Mister Act."
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Prime Suspect - Family Guy

Prime Suspect - Family Guy

When the nativity is ruined, Brian is considered the prime suspect on Family Guy's, "Christmas Crime."
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Investigating a Disappearance - Family Guy

Investigating a Disappearance - Family Guy

Peter, aka Mac, investigates a disappearance in this Family Guy film noir-inspired episode, "The Fatman Always Rings Twice."
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Favorite Part of Work - Family Guy

Favorite Part of Work - Family Guy

Birthday celebrations, which are Peter's favorite part of work, are ruined by his new boss on Family Guy, "The Birthday Bootlegger."
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Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)