"Absolutely Babulous"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 3, Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games and then begins to question everything he has ever won.


On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 2, Peter straps on Joe's police bodycam to record his every move so he and his friends can remember what they do while drinking.

"Yacht Rocky"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 1, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go on the season premiere.

"Adam West High"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 20, Brian feels compelled to run for office as Quahog's new mayor after his proposition to rename Quahog's high school.

"Girl, Internetted"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 19, when Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following.

"Throw It Away"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 18, when Lois challenges the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy, she ends up going to extremes.

"Island Adventure"

On Island Adventure Season 17 Episode 17, when Peter throws out Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, they ended up on "Garbage Island" trying to find it.

"You Can't Handle the Booth"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 16, the Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

"No Giggity, No Doubt"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 15, Quagmire finds out he has a daughter and to everyone's surprise, makes a serious effort to embrace parenting.

"Family Guy Lite"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14, after a mishap, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.