"Pawtucket Pete"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 9, the Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, and peter and Brian go head-to-head to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale.

"Con Heiress"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 8, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection while Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of an older heiress.

"The Griffin Winter Games"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 7, to everyone's surprise, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

"Stand By Meg"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6, Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, so Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg.

"Regarding Carter"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 5, Lois' father, Carter Pewterschmidt, has an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

"Big Trouble in Little Quahog"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 4, when Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a machine to shrink them both to a microscopic size.

"Pal Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 3, Stewie is devastated when he finally makes a friend his own age but then learns that he isn't invited to his birthday party.

"Dead Dog Walking"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 2, when marriage to Jess doesn't turn out the way he planned, Brian lets himself go causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

"Married With Cancer"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1, Brian falls in love and proposes to a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer in part one of the season premiere.

"Are You There God? It's Me, Peter"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 20, when Peter falls into a coma, he meets God face-to-face, and begins asking some of life's tough questions.

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Family Guy Quotes

Lois: How was your physical, Peter?
Peter: Good. Good. Good, yeah. Too good, as a matter of fact. Ya know what the doctor said? The doctor said I was too healthy. Too good of shape. Don't even know how, too good of shape.
Lois: You didn't go to your physical, did you?
Peter: Er, I did not.

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley