"Big Trouble in Little Quahog"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 4, when Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a machine to shrink them both to a microscopic size.

"Pal Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 3, Stewie is devastated when he finally makes a friend his own age but then learns that he isn't invited to his birthday party.

"Dead Dog Walking"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 2, when marriage to Jess doesn't turn out the way he planned, Brian lets himself go causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

"Married With Cancer"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 1, Brian falls in love and proposes to a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer in part one of the season premiere.

"Are You There God? It's Me, Peter"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 20, when Peter falls into a coma, he meets God face-to-face, and begins asking some of life's tough questions.

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"The Unkindest Cut"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19, Quagmire’s most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it.

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"HTTPete"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle in order to help promote the brewery to millennials, and Silicon Valley takes notice.

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"Switch the Flip"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 17, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues when the machine goes haywire.

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"Family Guy Through the Years"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 16, in a special retrospective, the show looks back at the cultural events and issues from the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

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"The Woof of Wall Street"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 15, Brian asks Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money.

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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)