"Dog Bites Bear"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 11, in the series 300th episode, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10, Brian is smitten with a show dog named Ellie and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed with her.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 9, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Crimes and Meg's Demeanor"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 8, Peter is both concerned and delighted when Meg takes his advice and ends up drinking at a high school party.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Petey IV"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 7, Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog when Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The D in Apartment 23"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 6, the Griffins are also treated as outcasts when Brian posts an offensive tweet and it goes viral for all to see.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Three Directors"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 5, Peter Griffin ends up getting fired from his job at the brewery during this special anthology-style installment.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Follow The Money"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 4, after Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Nanny Goats"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 3, Peter and Lois get the opportunity to reconnect when they get a nanny for the kids thanks to Lois' parents.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Foxx in the Men House"

On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 2, Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx and dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)