"Carter and Tricia"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 8, Carter decides to cut costs after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, while Brian asks Stewie to be his driving instructor.

"High School English"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 7, the cast reenacts three classic novels: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

"Hot Shots"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 6, Sean Penn swoops in to save the day when Peter and Lois decide not vaccinate Stewie

"Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 5, Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris, but when she falls for him, her music begins to suffer.

"Inside Family Guy"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 4, viewers get a behind-the-scenes peek at a production week of the series to see what goes into the making of the show.

"American Gigg-olo"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 3, when airline pilots end up going on strike, Quagmire decides to look for a new line of work, and becomes a gigolo.

"Bookie of the Year"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 2, Brian and Lois are shocked when, after pushing Chris into sports, he turns out to be the best pitcher on the team.

"The Boys in the Band"

On Family Guy Season 15 Episode 1, Stewie and Brian put together a band that rockets to the top, while Peter and Lois order Chris to get a job.

"Road to India"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 20, when Brian falls for a tech-support worker in India, he and Stewie take the trip to meet her on the season finale.

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"Run, Chris, Run"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 19, Chris wins homecoming king and lets it go to his head, while Cleveland starts hanging around with Jerome.

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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)