Stewie, Brian, and Stewie's teddy bear end up in a strange love triangle on Family Guy. "Quagmire's Quagmire" is the third episode of the show's 12th season.
Chris: Why are your nipples poking into me?! Meg: Sorry! That happens when I'm cold. Chris: But why are there THREE of them?! Meg: They're aren't! Two of them are moles. Chris: Those numbers still don't add up!