Josie: Mom didn't tell you anything else about this thing? Lizzie: Only that it's called an ascendant. And you and I made it with Aunt Bonnie when we were 5. Josie: Does it have anything to do with the merge? Lizzie: I don't know. Mom keeps being cagey about it.
Lizzie: Sorry, mom almost busted me. Josie: You know, we can face chat like normal people. Lizzie: We are not normal. And we need to keep our magic sharp this summer. Josie: How's therapy going? Lizzie: Fine. There is this sexy Swedish guy whose session is after me on Tuesdays. I think he's Swedish, maybe Polish. Anyway, it doesn't matter. He's hot and crazy and the language barrier will make it impossible for us to communicate. Just how I like it. Josie: Should really work on that. Lizzie: I'll add it to the list of broken pieces to glue together. What about you? Any hot summer dates. Josie: Dad's been like my plus one ever since he got the master boot. I honestly think he's going through a midlife crisis. Lizzie: Gross. Hair growth? Josie: Bushy? Lizzie: Weighty prospects? Josie: Lacking. Lizzie: Are you not having any fun at all? What about wee willy winkle? Josie: Landon's been keeping to himself mostly. He's off with Raf. Lizzie: So, ditch it all and come to Europe. Josie: No, I don't want to leave dad alone. I think he's going to go out and buy a red car. Lizzie: I thought we aspired to be less co-dependent? Josie: We are. There's co-dependent and then there's leaving dad with his alarming mustache growth.