I always wanted to be friends with the president, but this one's an asshole. You think I don't see what you're doing? You're slimy, thin terrorist. I do not tolerate bullies here in solitary, POTUS.
Oliver: It's been a while since I dipped my quill in a woman's ink pot. Any new rules I should know about? Mabel: Please don't make me take the next one.
