Tobert: Honestly, it's really tough to stay in contact with anybody when you're constantly travelling. Yeah, And if you don't have a partner to ground you, put down roots...
Mabel: Is that something you want?
Tobert: I think about it.

Loretta: I love that little snort you do.
Oliver: You do?
Loretta: Yeah, I do. You're like an adorable little piglet.

Loretta: Family tradition. When I was a girl, whenever I'd lost a tooth, my mom'd take me out on the Mississippi River on the ferry boat and when we got underneath the bridge we'd throw the tooth overboard and make a wish.
Oliver: The tooth fairy can swim? Tooth fairy... tooth ferry. Yeah. OK, OK, now I get it.
Loretta: It's really corny.

I always wanted to be friends with the president, but this one's an asshole. You think I don't see what you're doing? You're slimy, thin terrorist. I do not tolerate bullies here in solitary, POTUS.

Joy

Oliver: It's been a while since I dipped my quill in a woman's ink pot. Any new rules I should know about?
Mabel: Please don't make me take the next one.

Only Murders In the Building Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

I always wanted to be friends with the president, but this one's an asshole. You think I don't see what you're doing? You're slimy, thin terrorist. I do not tolerate bullies here in solitary, POTUS.

Joy

Oliver: It's been a while since I dipped my quill in a woman's ink pot. Any new rules I should know about?
Mabel: Please don't make me take the next one.