Randy Gets Cancer

Randy gives himself testicular cancer in order to get medicinal marijuana. Makes sense to us.
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Butters the Author

Butters takes credit for writing "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" after the boys try and pass the blame to them.
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Tiger Woods on South Park

South Park parodied the Tiger Woods sex scandal during its season fourteen premiere.
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Meet the Hankies

We get to meet Mr. Hankey's family when he's too busy to spread the holiday cheer on South Park.
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Wacky Molestation Picture

When the kids of South Park all accuse their parents of molesting them, the town becomes run by the children.
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Fat Camp Picture

Cartman leaves the charge as the kids from Fat Camp run.
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Pip in Great Expectations

South Park retells the classic Charles Dickens' tale of Great Expectations starring Pip.
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Timmy as Helen Keller

Timmy stars as the title character in the school's "Helen Keller! The Musical" Thanksgiving play.
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Cartman's Trapper Keeper

A man from the future tries to save the world from Cartman's trapper keeper before it's too late.
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Ms. Choksondik Picture

A picture of the boys' new fourth grade teacher, Ms. Choksondik.
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Cartman the Preacher

Cartman and the boys create their own religion and Cartman becomes a bit of a preacher.
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Satan on South Park

Satan is back on South Park and has an awkward reunion with his ex-boyfriend, Saddam Hussein.
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.