Tall Announcer: Hey, you wanna hear my impression of an American? (throws his voice to sound like he's American) "Hey! I really, really want that! That looks good!" (The announcers burst out laughing.) Short Announcer: Let me try, let me try! (throws his voice as well) "I'll use my credit card." (The announcers laugh again.) Short Announcer: (throwing voice again) "Do you have any non-dairy creamer?" (The announcers continue to laugh.) Tall Announcer: "Y'all come-a back now, ya hear?" (The announcers laugh so hard they fall back.)
Dr. Doctor: We must split up into two teams: Team A and Team B. Team A will consist of myself, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, and Nurse Goodly. Team B will consist of Kenny. Now, listen closely, Team B. Your goal will be to turn on the backup generator. To do this you must brave the storm outside and get into this sewage duct. Meanwhile, Team A will go to the holding area, here where there is a television, and some cocoa. We will drink the cocoa and watch family programming until Team B makes it through the sewage duct. By that time, Team B, remember that's you Kenny, should reach the outer core of the generator. It will be a cold and dangerous climb to the top, and there could be velociraptors here. Once you reach the top, you should be able to get a clear view from this window of us drinking cocoa and watching television. Then, you could proceed down into the generator, and power it on. Are there any questions? Cartman: No, that sounds pretty sweet to me. Dr. Doctor: Great, then, let's do it. Go, Team! Kenny: (muffled) Huh?