Prehistoric Ice Man Picture

Prehistoric Ice Man Picture

The boys discover a man that has been trapped in the ice since 1996... in 1999. He's prehistoric man.
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Underpants Gnomes

Underpants Gnomes

The underpants gnomes sneak into Tweek's room at night and steal his underwear.
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Cartman Frees Charles Manson

Cartman Frees Charles Manson

Cartman and his Uncle break Charles Manson free from prison.
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Parallel Cartman

Parallel Cartman

A nice version of Cartman comes from a parallel version sporting a goatee.
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Chef Aid Picture

Chef Aid Picture

The boys get a bunch of famous musicians to help raise money to save Chef from his financial woes.
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South Park Cow Days

South Park Cow Days

A couple wins a trip to visit South Park during the Cow Days festival.
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Clubhouses Picture

Clubhouses Picture

The boys build a clubhouse in order to get the girls to come over to play "Truth or Dare."
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Cartman and Cheesy Poofs

Cartman and Cheesy Poofs

Cartman auditions to get the starring role in a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
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Stan and Shelly get Chickenpox

Stan and Shelly get Chickenpox

Stan and Shelly end up getting chickenpox when their mother forces them to hang out with Kenny to catch it.
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Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Picture

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Picture

Chef sets up a stand to sell his chocolate salty balls during the South Park film festival.
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Cartman Swimming

Cartman Swimming

Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
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Crabtree the Comic

Crabtree the Comic

Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
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South Park Season 2 Quotes

Cartman: So, what kind of side dishes are we going to enjoy this evening with our frozen waffles?
(pause)
Cartman: Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?
Mr. McKormick: So, Kyle, your father still brings home those big fat lawyer paychecks?
Mrs. McKormick: Now, clamhead! Don't even get started!
Mr. McKormick: What? I was just asking a question. Your father and I used to be best friends. But he ended up going to law school because he has rich parents.
Mrs. McKormick: That's not why he was sent to law school! He had dreams that didn't involved getting lazy and drunk all the time!
(Waffle pops out of toaster)
Kevin: My waffle's done! My waffle's done!
Mrs. McKormick: Now now, Kevin. We don't have enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother.
Cartman: My god, are you f(beep)king kidding me?
Mr. McKormick: Hey! We don't say f(beep)k at the dinner table, you little assh*le!
Cartman: (muttering) Yeah, well apparently, they don't say side dishes either...

Dr. Doctor: We must split up into two teams: Team A and Team B. Team A will consist of myself, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, and Nurse Goodly. Team B will consist of Kenny. Now, listen closely, Team B. Your goal will be to turn on the backup generator. To do this you must brave the storm outside and get into this sewage duct. Meanwhile, Team A will go to the holding area, here where there is a television, and some cocoa. We will drink the cocoa and watch family programming until Team B makes it through the sewage duct. By that time, Team B, remember that's you Kenny, should reach the outer core of the generator. It will be a cold and dangerous climb to the top, and there could be velociraptors here. Once you reach the top, you should be able to get a clear view from this window of us drinking cocoa and watching television. Then, you could proceed down into the generator, and power it on. Are there any questions?
Cartman: No, that sounds pretty sweet to me.
Dr. Doctor: Great, then, let's do it. Go, Team!
Kenny: (muffled) Huh?