Erica: Phil. Why don't you take that comment, put it inside a bottle, and shove it up your butt? Phil 2: What? Erica: And then take that bottle back out, put it inside a bigger bottle, and shove that up your butt too.
Erica: You don't think I see all the flirting you've been doing with Phil? Carol: If anything I'm doing the opposite! I mean for Pete Sampras, look at this dumb outfit I borrowed from Melissa. Erica: I don't know, you look fine to me. Carol: This needs like a pineapple on it or a giraffe or children sliding down a rainbow. I mean, this is not me.