Bart: See Lisa, they don't need my help proving Freddy innocent. Lisa: That's because Mayor Quimby is buying his nephew's freedom. Bart: The system works.
Bart: (trying to buy a ticket at the Aztec Movie Theater) Look, if I was really under 17 I'd be in school, right? Ticket seller: Yeah, I guess you are right. Enjoy Boob-a-rama, sir.