Alan and His Ex-Mother-In-Law

Alan and His Ex-Mother-In-Law

Alan sits on the couch with his ex-mother-in-law, Lenore (Annie Potts) as she gets very drunk and high off pills. A little inappropriate for a babysitter.
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Alan and Lenore

Alan and Lenore

Lenore, Alan's ex-mother-in-law, is busy sucking his finger. Why? Because she's wasted and hasn't gotten any in 14 years. Still disturbing.
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Chelsea Convinces Charlie

Chelsea Convinces Charlie

Chelsea manages to use her powers as a woman to convince Charlie to let Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, move into the house.
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Whipped by the Third Generation

Whipped by the Third Generation

Just when Alan and Charlie think they have their house back, they realized they're whipped by the third generation... Jake and his girlfriend, Celeste.
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Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn comes by to do a huge favor and help her sons, Charlie and Alan restore the balance of power in their home. They sold their souls.
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Evelyn Visits the Ladies

Evelyn Visits the Ladies

At the request of Alan and Charlie, their mother Evelyn comes by to visit the ladies... and Berta in last night's Two and a Half Men.
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Alan, Melissa, and Danny

Alan, Melissa, and Danny

Creepily, Danny the dummy came back in this episode as Alan and Melissa throw a party when Chelsea and Charlie head out.
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Charlie and Eddie Van Halen

Charlie and Eddie Van Halen

Charlie learns from Eddie Van Halen, in a fantastic cameo, that the artist always brings a guitar into the bathroom in case he gets inspired. What's not explained is how his electric guitar produced such an awesome riff without an amp.
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Charlie and Friend Help Mia

Charlie and Friend Help Mia

Charlie and his studio friend, played by MadTV alumn Will Sasso, help Mia and her absolutely horrible voice record an album. Hey, anything to get in a woman's pants.
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Chelsea Meets Mia

Chelsea Meets Mia

Out with the old, in the with the new, as Charlie introduces his new fiancee, Chelsea, to his old, Mia.
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Charlie Helps Mia Sing

Charlie Helps Mia Sing

Charlie tries to help his ex-fiancee, Mia, start her singing career by lending his piano and musical contacts to her. Don't worry, Chelsea approves.
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Charlie Wanders In

Charlie Wanders In

Charlie wanders into Judith's room while looking for the drugged up Herb. Of course, Judith makes Charlie be her breathing coach.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.