-Mitchell gets a work offer from Jay's professional rival
-Cam tells Mitchell to talk to Jay before taking the job
-Dylan and Haley ask Phil if Dylan can move into the basement with Haley
-Phil tries to convince Claire to let Dylan move in
-Alex FaceTimes with Luke because she's worried that Sanjay's avoiding her
-Luke only listens because Alex's friend is changing in the background
-Luke calls Manny because he wants to visit Alex (really to see her friend)
-Manny is bummed because Carly the cheerleader didn't decorate his locker
-Mitchell and Jay fight about the job offer
-Phil walks in on Dylan and Haley in bed together
-Gloria starts to yell at Carly for not decorating Manny's locker
-Cam tells Gloria not to interfere
-Earl tries to fire Mitchell but instead they agree to turn over a new leaf
-Manny and Luke arrive at Alex's school and she realizes they're not there to visit her
-Claire gets home and Phil tells her he respects her and wants Dylan to leave
-Claire realizes Phil is uncomfortable with Dylan and is sick of being the bad guy so she allows Dylan to stay
-Mitchell goes to see Jay to ask him to stop the rivalry with Earl
-Earl uses a picture of himself and Mitchell as an ad that mocks Jay
-Gloria goes to school to decorate Manny's locker
-Turns out Cam decorated the locker
-Jay and Mitchell break into Earl's office
-Earl arrives just in time to prevent Jay from putting "his deal" on Earl's cigars
-Earl attacks Jay
-Manny and Luke are hanging out with college girls
-Luke goes to Alex's room to get gum
-Alex is sad because Sanjay broke up with her
-Luke tries to comfort Alex unsuccessfully
-Jay and Mitchell drive home
-Mitchell reveals that he stole Earl's Rolo-dex
-Phil snaps and tells Dylan he can't stay in the same room with Haley
-Claire kicks Dylan out
-Alex comes home to spend the night and freaks out finding Dylan in her bed
