Guard-bot #1: Administer the test.
Guard-bot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A, a puppy; B, a pretty flower from your sweetie or; C, a large properly-formatted data file?
Guard-bot #1: Choose!
Fry: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Guard-bot #2: No. It is the bad kind of puppy.
Leela: Then we'll go with that data file.
Guard-bot #2: Correct.
Guard-bot #1: The flower would also have been acceptable.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
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Characters:
Philip J. Fry, Leela
Episode:
Futurama Season 1 Episode 5: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Fry: Stop! Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you!
Leela: He'll do it. He's crazy!
Yellow Elder: Can they really breathe fire or did we make that up?
Blue Elder: Gee, I can't remember anymore. It might just be from that stupid movie.
Orange Elder: Was that the original or the re-make?

Bender: You do know that I made Robanukah up to get out of work, right?
Leela: Of course.
Fry: But that doesn't make it any less meaningful.