Elliot: (On phone) All right, now repeat after me...
Mr. Keck: "You can't decide for me, that's not your duty."
Elliot: (On phone) And are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?
Mr. Keck: (On phone) Yeah. (To Turk and J.D.) Hey, Heckle and Jeckle, you know what? No surgery.
Turk: (Grabs phone) Who the hell is this?
Man: (On phone) Where are my shoelaces?
Elliot: I said to tell him that he had a laxity in the peritoneal wall and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive! Was that so hard?