J.D.'s narration: And I've always known if I make even the slightest gesture of friendship to a difficult co-worker...
Mr. Kwan: Who are you!?
J.D.'s narration: ...I'll end up robbing an Asian couple's house.


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5: "My New God"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

Turk: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't get how this baby-making stuff could be sexy. But I do now.
Carla: Well, you know, Turk, I can get angry if you give me a little help.
Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny DeVito.
Carla: Aw, Turk, a little help.

Dr. Cox: By the way, if you want, Jack's birthday is in the spring... sometime.
Paige: March 21st.