Are you happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass m...
Charlie: Are you happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass mother.
Alan: She's your mother, too.
Charlie: How do you know? I could have been adopted.
Alan: You wish
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7: "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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