Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays - men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: N-okay-fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!