Elliot: Besides me, can you even name one other woman you're friends with?
Turk: Carla and a lovely woman by the name Margret
Elliot: Carla is your wife and Margret is your mother
Turk: Elliot, do not talk about my momma or I will punch you in the head

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Turk, Elliot Reid
Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5: "My ABC's"
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I grew up on the street. No, not the hood, the Sesame Street


Cox: Okay, before we get started today, who watches Deal or No Deal?
[guy raises hand]
Cox: Okay, you, out!