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Carter: You do realize that you, me, Allison and Jo are stuck here!
Henry: And Fargo, they caught him streaking through the camp.
Carter: Of course they did.
Worst climbing Everest.
Comic Book Guy
Three years ago, when Batman mysteriously disappeared, it divided the city. Some hoped he'd be back. Others figured he was dead. I thought he abandoned Gotham for the same reason he abandoned my family. Because he didn't care.
Kate Kane
Bree: Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic.
Andrew: Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.
Bree: Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?
Andrew: Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?
Bree: Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be.
Andrew: Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get.
Bree: If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.
So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
Schmidt
We do what we do, and sometimes the heavens fall.
Frank
Neal: Should have held out for a private jet.
Peter: One promotion at a time.
Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
That's never gonna work. I mean you'll escape but you'll be dead. Kind of defeats the purpose.
Rumplestiltskin
You need to trust me. You need to take a leap of faith.
Zapata [to Weller]
Never fear to deliberately walk through dark places for that is how we reach the light on the other side.
Cal
Carisi: Sign of the times, Rollins. You can always tell the state of a society by its bestsellers. In the 70s it was "Joy of Sex". 80s "How to Get Rich".
Rollins: And now it's all about female empowerment.