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Henry: You told her I was a time traveler, and you believed that?
Alicia: The alternative was that my sister had found a pipeline of naked men under the house.
I just hit a swarm of locusts. It's like the blessed apocalypse.
Rancher
You're looking at her fruits?
Booth[to Sweets]
You wanted a peer presence and little bitch has no friends.
Ally
Out of the frying pan, into the firehouse.
Mozzie
Everyday is my mothers birthday. My mother was born in March. He lied. He's a liar. And I'm glad. Really, I'm glad that you found him charming. I'm sure he was delightful. He's a blast after five drinks, not so much after nine though; he gets a little weepy and mean. He's a drunk, Meredith. He probably came in and told you how wonderful you are. How sad he is he doesn't get to spend more time with you. You know, yesterday he told me I was his favorite daughter. The day before, I was an ungrateful bitch. The week before, he wrote me a check for $20,000 because he said I deserved everything life had to offer, because he was so proud of me, a lifetime's worth of proud. So thank you for letting me know that I need to keep a better eye on him. Thanks.
Lexie
We have two options. One is bad. The other is worse. Either we missed one or... Yeats has a copycat.
Benson
Well, looks can be deceiving, as you know.
Hewlett
He's taken enough from our family. I will not allow him to ruin our lives any more than he already has.
Hope
Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.
Samantha
Nick: Tell me something I don't know about the destruction of Skrullos.
Talos: You know everything there is to know about it, Fury.
Nick: Name of the game is Tell Me Something I Don't Know.
Talos: We were overpowered by the Kree. We held'em off for as long as we could. When we couldn't hold'em off any longer, the million of us that were left, we fled.
Nick : Interesting. Tell me something I don't know about the Skrulls that fled. Talos: Um... They're here.
Nick: Who's here? All of us.
Nick: Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're tellin' me there's a million Skrulls walking amongst us right now? Have you lost your reptilian-ass mind?
Talos: I sent out the call and every Skrull that isn't in Emperor Drogge's colony, they answered.
Nick: You lied to me!
Talos: Hey, we were being hunted across the universe. I had two choices, I could let my people be annihilated or summon'em here to Earth. What would you have done?
Nick: This ain't about me!
Talos: Oh, right. But you're fine using us as your spies and your errand boys, long as it's on your terms.
Nick: The host gets to set the terms of the visitation.
Talos: What happens when the host disappears, huh? 'Cause you were gone! And I didn't think you were coming back, I really didn't. And even when you did come back, there was no talking to you about anything real. Your boots barely hit Earth. And, "Oh, it's too heavy here, man. I gotta go up to my space station." You've been up there for years!
Nick: You knew how to get in touch with me, Talos, and you didn't because you didn't want me to know.
Talos: My hope... My hope is that with your help... Skrulls and humans can coexist, here on Earth.
Nick: Human can't coexist with each other! You've been here long enough to know that! We've been at war with each other since we could walk upright! There is not enough room or tolerance on this planet for another species! Matter of fact, neither is this train compartment. I think this is your stop.
Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."