Bryan: Are we ever gonna be done fighting?
Miller: Hell yes. We're gonna build a house on a lake. We're gonna plant corn. And raise chickens. And grow old.

Clarice: Are you OK?
Tyson: I'm not often in women's apartments.

Van Horn: Is this guy Pfister I got any good?
Rami: He's experienced at being a lieutenant.

Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.

Jenna

We stone each other to death, but we're afraid of the authorities? Can you explain that to me?

Meg

Two: The blink drive. They used it and *screwed up*.
Three [resigned]: Sounds familiar.

Law & Order's not going to watch itself. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it could because it's that awesome.

Gil

J.R.R. Tolkien wrote "I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil".

Reid

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

A girl has to almost die for this hospital to realize that it's actually here to treat patients?

Sharon

Sly: I could have ingested a toxin!
Ralph: Why don't you ingest an ice tea and calm down?

Dear Captain's Diary; I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good.

Leela