How the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered.

Ragnar

It would be nice, just once, not to have to go stag to Coin-Con.

Ted

Jared: When the dust settles is Swatello the one?
Peter: Right now she's the one who got away.

Forty-eight hours ago we didn’t have a supplier; now we own the corridor all the way from Sinaloa to Phoenix.

King George

Cary: How are things in the bar attorney trenches?
Alicia: Same as there only without the fees, resources or muffins.

Monse: Promise me nothing is going to change.
Everyone: Nothing is going to change.

Ah, another day of crime fighting. We should get capes.

Eddie

You left me to fend for myself and nothing is resolved?

Konstantin

Regina: I don't want you to think I'm one of those uptight mothers, I... I... I want to be supportive, so, c'mon, let's get my little girl laid.
Dena: Okay!
Samantha (to Andrea): This is bad, right?
Andrea: Do you think?! I'm out with a dork, her mother and her stalker. Looks like I'm leading the special-needs field trip.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass.

Sam

Miller: What does it mean?
Bellamy: It means Clarke's alive. And we're gonna get her back.

George Michael: Is that a screenplay? Warden Gentles' screenplay?
Maeby: That's what you're going to tell me.