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That’s so cute. I’m gonna go make fun of it on my Facebook page right now!
Scottie
Lucy: Just a nice boy from Saint Louis who becomes the most famous man in the world. About a decade from now, he becomes a Nazi sympathizer, paranoid and anti-Semetic. Hitler awards him a medal.
Rufus: Boy, that story took a dark turn.
I'm not fucking you.
Joanie
Kirkman's smart and he's learning on the job.
Hookstraten
Wynonna: You know these wenches?
Rosita: Yeah, some of them from a long time ago. Victims of Wyatt Earp.
Wynonna: America’s most beloved executioner. He was such a dick. How did he…
Rosita: Collateral damage. Wrong place, wrong time. Cursed once but protected here it seems.
(In "Bad Dream House," the House talks to Bart in its ghoulish voice.)
Evil Spirit: They are all against you, Bart. You must kill them all. They all must die.
Bart: Are you my conscience?
Evil Spirit: I--Yes, I am.
As you take the badge today, approach Gotham as you would a cut of prime rib. Have a plan, don't be afraid and have plenty of antacids on hand in case you have indigestion.
Bullock
J.D.: I'm just a little lonely, you know; I guess 'cause I haven't really been hanging out with Turk since he's been dating Carla.
Dr. Cox: First of all, who's Turk? And don't answer. Look, if you have a medical question for me, I'm forced by hospital policy to answer you. However, if you ask me about a personal problem, I'm going to start doing this. [flicks J.D.'s ear]
Cheap tricks? Not one of these is a cheap trick! [pauses] Well, except for the Cheap Trick.
Barney
My country is predicated on the idea that one man matters.
Kirkman
1973, the year of our Lord. The milk went sour.
Chase
You don't really expect me to kill my own flesh and blood for you?
Evil Queen