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Maddie: You're such a hypocrite.
Rayna: Excuse me? Alright, if you feel that way about it then we can have that conversation, but you need to be able do it in a respectful way.
Maddie: I don't respect you.
Rayna: Well then we have a problem.
Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.
I don't have to kill you because you're already scared to death.
Jabberwocky
Loudermilk: Could you, maybe, not break everything this time?
David: I'm not gonna promise that.
I don't even know why I'm crying. I didn't even like Moira. Terrible thing to say about someone after they just died. In my defense, she was not nice. She was diabolical. Not a word you often hear at someone's funeral.
Felicity
That is love. To give up money, like it's nothing.
Abuela
Keeping family secrets to protect your loved ones, that's pretty much what your dad did to you, and everyone else in his life.
Hanna [to Callen]
You're not a freedom fighter. You're a drug dealer who traffics women. Our women for money.
Owen
Katie: Dr. Reid, I thought you gave a great endocrinology lecture today. Even though some of the other interns think you go off on personal tangents too much.
Elliot: Who?
Katie: Oh, I shouldn't say. Denise.
Alex makes you do reckless things that the rest of us have to protect us from.
Cat
Andy: I always dreamed of living inside a Buca di Beppo, and now we do.
Maya: Carina is hanging all of this to dry. She said it reminds her of home. What do I do about this?
Andy: I don’t know. Throw a dinner party.
Freddie: Wait, did you order, like, 50 burritos to just talk to me?
Sam: Yes. Yes, we did.
Freddie: But you guys are, like, broke?
Jay: Okay, every 10th one was free.
Freddie: That is so sweet. Crazy, but sweet.