MEREDITH: "I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub."
IZZIE: "Hey, I ate everything out of the fridge last night. Everything. Including a tub of butter. There's not judgement here."

Cathy: I wanna do it on the grass.
Paul: Really? You want me to do you in the ass?
Cathy: No! GRASS!

You think that’s what your job was? Your job was to learn.

James

The car is ready, so follow the plan.

Dolly

Any addition to the extended BAU family is a cause to gather and to rejoice and to give loot in the form of baby swag.

Garcia

Brenda: It still says I didn't care about what happened to Turell Baylor.
Raydor: That's okay, nobody cared about him until he died.

Rebecca: Come back.
Simon: I'll try my best.
Rebecca: Do better than that. Come back.

Brie: I can't say it out loud.
Brady: I understand, when I first got back from Iraq, there were some nights where I was in my head and it was bad. I couldn't talk about it so I started writing stuff down.
Brie: Did it work?
Brady: Yeah. You can have someone read it, you can throw it away. Whatever you decide. And you still get the poison out.
Brie: Will you stay with me tonight?
Brady: I'm not going anywhere.

Ted: Hi beautiful. Beautifuls...
Rose: Hi, Daddy.
Linda: Hi, Daddy. And I'm just never calling you that again

Amber: What's goin' on?
Adam: You asked me to be honest with you. I don't have a backup plan. And I don't have a backup plan for my backup plan. I just know that I'm not gonna quit until you get this raise that you deserve. OK? We're family and we're gonna take care of you. OK?
Amber: Thanks boss.
Adam: I love you.
Amber: I love you, too.

(About Margha) She picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, set, cook.

Chandler

Maria: Why are you so sure Winston's our guy?
Danny: Not for nothing, but he was accused of killing two different people. Odds are, he's our guy.