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You know, just for the record, I did not actually kill her she impaled herself.
Kelly
Paula: Doctor, what's wrong with my cookie?
Doctor: I don't know what's wrong with your cookie, but hers is a mess!
Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers
Where's my son? Where's Stiles?
Sheriff
Hey Chris? What ever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough but when she smiles you see too much gum. Not enough tooth to gum ratio. Chris? Ah I'll tell you tomorrow!
Stewie
OMG. I was just poleaxed by a poor person.
Blair
MEREDITH: "I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub."
IZZIE: "Hey, I ate everything out of the fridge last night. Everything. Including a tub of butter. There's not judgement here."
Cathy: I wanna do it on the grass.
Paul: Really? You want me to do you in the ass?
Cathy: No! GRASS!
You think that’s what your job was? Your job was to learn.
James
The car is ready, so follow the plan.
Dolly
Any addition to the extended BAU family is a cause to gather and to rejoice and to give loot in the form of baby swag.
Garcia
Brenda: It still says I didn't care about what happened to Turell Baylor.
Raydor: That's okay, nobody cared about him until he died.