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You say you're mutants. That's why you don't understand what people feel. But the truth is, you're choosing to be ignorant arseholes, aren't you?
Triss
This is starting to get gooey. I'm not really good with gooey. I am actually really good with nice restaurants and enjoying some good wine and sleeping over at each other's apartment once or twice a week.
Marissa
Dan: Is it weird?
Lucifer: Very. But it's good to see you're back to your old douchy ways, Daniel.
And now I can't stop thinking ... that this treaty I fought so hard for, that people close to me died for, is really all a big mistake?
Elizabeth
Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
Sheldon
Bjorn: What if I ordered you to stay here?
Porunn: Then I would have to heed your command.
Bjorn: I don't want to order you. I want you to choose to stay here.
Pete: Hey, hey! Jack Daniels! What's crackin'? Look, my hot cousin, her volleyball team has a game tonight - tall girls, tiny shorts - you in?
J.D.: Uhh, I think I'm gonna pass.
Pete: Ohh, I get it, all right - you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's okay, buddy! Look, just a word to the wise, all right? Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to. I mean that. (he spies a hot nurse) Yikes! I gotta go, okay?... Hi! Could I buy you a house?
Adalind: Just think of it as fairy dust!
Diana: Mom, there’s no such thing as fairies.
Chuck: You spend extra time doing your hair tonight, Nathaniel?
Nate: Ha ha. I don't mind that Dan made me gay.
Chuck: No, I was actually a little offended he didn't make me gay. Personally I thought you'd be more annoyed being conflated with Eric.
People look for someone to blame when they’re grieving. Now you know you’re not to blame, nor are our agents. So let's take down the bastard who is to blame.
Katherine
I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.
Abed
Think of me as a sister! A sister ... that you ... had a baby with!
Becky