J.D.: Can you believe her? She says I beat her to that code because I still have feelings for her. I don't even think about her that way anymore.
Turk: Dude, you can't not think about her that way.
J.D.: Whatevah!
Turk: Okay, think about her right now... (J.D. imagines himself kissing Elliot)
Turk: Now think about her and Sean together... (J.D. imagines himself kissing Elliot again)
Turk: Now think about her and me together... (J.D. imagines himself in a black version kissing Elliot)
Turk: Kissing her all three times, except the third time you were a black guy?
J.D.: Yeah...