Abed Quotes
Abed: "The Cape" was cancelled.
Evil Abed: Not here--they've re-tooled it for cable and it's awesome. Wanna see it?
Abed: Desperately.
I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.
We're really filling in some plot holes here.
I call it "the Crazy Quilt of Destiny," mostly because "the Loom of Fate" was already taken.
Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!
Abed: If you like "Star Wars," why do you want to murder it and urinate on its grave? The prequels are terrible. I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca at some point go, "Hey, Yoda! I know that guy!"
Kid #1: He has double light sabers.
Abed: That's stupid. You're both stupid.
John McClane's tank top! You're getting really good at Christmas, Troy.
This is amazing, and possibly in real time!
I've been making a conscious effort to get away from filtering everything through TV. I figured it's time I showed some growth. It's been 3 1/2 seasons...is what the old me would have said.
Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
We belonged in the sun, with the wind in our hair. Or maybe at a Bennigan's, enjoying a Turkey O'Toole.
That man saved my life...in a video game.
