In remembrance of our fearless leader Phillip J. Coulson. He gave us his wisdom, his love, and his life (a couple of times).

Memorial Plaque

I’ve lived a life surrounded by heroes. None bigger than all of you.

Daisy: I can’t do it! I can’t go out there, especially not alone!
Coulson: I’ve given you all the tools you need to handle this. Now, you find the strength in your heart to appeal to his good nature. And if you can’t, find the strength in your arms to beat his ass senseless.

Yo-Yo: I heard you were up.
Coulson: ‘Up’ would imply the ability to stand. I’m not there yet.

Coulson: Far too quiet in here. That make anyone nervous?
Deke: Maybe it’s Remorath nap time.
May: Then we need to wake one up and ask for directions. All these hallways look the same.

Coulson [about Talbot]: After all our ups and downs, Talbot got shot in the head, and he waited for us to rescue him from Hale.
May: We *were* a little busy.
Coulson: Yes. But even after we didn’t come, even after Hydra messed with his brain, he still put himself in that machine. He did that for *us*.
May: We didn’t ask him to.
Coulson: We didn’t have to.

Qovas: You are now prisoners of war. I suggest you use your time to consider the disrespect you’ve shown.
Coulson: Suggest all you want. You’re just the villain of the month, and you’re going down. Just like all the rest.

Coulson: So what’s our plan?
Talbot: Well, you and I are gonna show these ETs who’s boss. Don’t worry! I can fix this.
Coulson [not comforted]: I’d really wish you’d stop saying that.

Coulson: Why gravitonium?
Alien Leader: Because its power is unlimited. It can bend space, build empires and destroy them.
Coulson: Couldn’t you just find a fun game on your phone instead?

How was I supposed to know there was an “alien invasion” option?!

Oh, and due to a technical malfunction, the Lighthouse thinks we’re under nuclear attack, so we may be trapped inside for fifteen years. Ish. [...] I’m sure there’s a way around that, so in the meantime, there’s no reason to panic. The Lighthouse survives the Earth cracking apart, so one flying saucer? Probably no big deal.

Coulson: You making some progress?
Mack: Eh. Yeah, it’s coming along, but I gotta say, the idea of the Zephyr flying in space still feels a bit out there.
Deke: Yeah, well, I’m not even gonna be born for another fifty years, so maybe rethink ‘out there’!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.