Favorite Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.
Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.
Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
Stop trusting vampires!
Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.
You know, I never had a brother. Damon was the closest thing. And I have to believe that if you have gotten him back before, there has got to be a way to do it again.
Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.
Georgie: You don't think I'm crazy?
Ric: You don't even approach the threshold of the crazy I've seen.
Welcome to your psychic hell.
Caroline: You can't blame this on me!
Ric: Why not, Caroline? My kids should've never been involved in this.
Caroline: Our kids.
Ric: My kids. They're mine, Caroline. Mine and Jo's.
Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.
