Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
Taking care of you and Jeremy has been the closest I've ever come to the life I've always wanted.
Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.
You don't know who I am, Elena. You only know the weakest part of me.
Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.
Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.
I'm surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you've been having?
You're on speaker phone, dick.
Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
