NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSAlden Parker Quotes
What is this? 'The Wizard of Oz'?
Parker: What can I tell you? Men don't share their innermost thoughts the way women do.
Jessica: Excuse me. I was just 'let go' by the world's most oversharing man.
Parker: I stand corrected.
Parker: Have I ever mentioned how much I hate ships?
McGee: Only every time we're on one.
Jessica: I can hold my breath for a very long time.
Parker: Shelley Winters. 'Poseiden Adventure.'
Jessica: I don't know who that is, either.
Parker: Ouch, again.
Parker: So much for Rube Goldberg.
Jessica: I don't know who that is.
Parker: That hurts.
A steel hull will do that to you.
Jessica; There's no signal. Parker
So how does a guy die twice?
Tread lightly, my friend. My couch is always available.
Parker [to McGee]
Sloan: Next time I scream for help, bring a gun, not a stethoscope.
Parker: In case you hadn't noticed, there were three of them and one of me. So if I came out shooting, guess who gets caught in the crossfire?
Parker: What would have happened if [Harper] attempted surgery in his condition?
Carrie: Let me put in this way. I wouldn't trust him to cut my steak.
Parker: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Fathers and sons.
Parker: You think trying to gaslight a decorated Navy pilot makes you the good guy here?
Ives: Oh, grow up. The Air Force does that every other week when they have an unauthorized sighting.
