You need to get over this thing where you're just thinking of her as your wife, because your wife is the only person twisted enough to handle this crap.

I'm off the trial. It's too depressing. I can't handle this for the next two years.

Meredith: Remember when the chief said only two of us would make it?
Alex and Meredith: I thought it would be me and Cristina.

(to Meredith) Let's play a game. There's only one rule. You don't call Starke.

Jackson: Nice face.
Alex: At least I can do surgery. How's that hand?
Jackson: It'd be better if you hadn't run your face into it.

What happens in Vegas, ya know?

Pediatric surgery has nothing to do with liking kids. You go into peds because it's elite. The best of the best.

Lily, I told you already - turn it down or put on your head phones. The rest of us don't have Bieber fever - whatever that is.

You want your kid to be a man? Let him make his own decisions.

Men don't discriminate when it comes to jugs. You have hot boobs and I stare at them too.

Jake: What would you do?
Alex: If it was my arm and I couldn't operate anymore, I'd do everything I could to keep it.

(to Jackson) You've just been called a dumb blonde.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey