Popular April Ludgate Quotes
April: I want to go to The Glitter Factory.
Leslie: Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.
April: Do you want me to seduce Perd Hapley?
Leslie: How would that help?
April: I don't know. I just want to see if I could do it.
Leslie: April, I appreciate that, but I don't think it's something worth losing your virginity over.
I had to finish watching Swimfan because it was... on.
April: Oh my god, they're amazing.
Jerry: They're more than amazing. They are terrific.
April: Terrific's not more than amazing, Jerry.
Jerry: No? Well, it's not less.
God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in like 15 layers of irony?
April: You're, um, Pawnee's Woman of the Year it looks like.
Ron: Oh, it's about time.
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
April: Here's a great one. It's a Tudor mansion. It's got seven rooms, four bathrooms. It's got a tennis court, a pool and a three-car garage.
Andy: What?
April: And it's only $20,000 a month. And it's in Chicago.
Andy: Ahh, that close. It was almost perfect.
Ann: Here are the keys. And remember...
April: I know. Don't let Tom make a copy.
Andy recently diagnosed himself with what he calls Shoeshine Head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor.
No, I've gotta help Leslie find the truth. Not because I'm pissed at Andy, which I'm not. Because I care so deeply about possums. 'Cause they're so adorable.
April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.
