Popular April Ludgate Quotes
Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.
Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.
Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?
I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.
To the better place world, Fred.
I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.
Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
