Ari Gold Quotes
Therapist: It's nice to see that you find your voice.
Ari: When did she not had her voice?
Why don't we start the day off with some hugs and kisses? Everyone except for you and me Lloyd, that ain't happening.
Listen sweetheart. You wanna call and butter me up with sympathy and then drop this on me because you think that I'm down and will take anything - let me explain this to you in a metaphor you will understand. I am sure there are guys who have fingered you in the ass long enough that eventually you let them fuck it. And now you think you got me bent over with your finger in my ass thinking I will let you do the same. I am not like you Dana. You will not FUCK ME IN THE ASS, VINCE WILL NOT PISS IN A CUP FOR YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE.
Ari: If you don't want to talk and you don't want to have sex, what else is there to do in here?
Mrs. Gold: Do you want to talk?
Ari: I'd rather have sex.
I don't make the rules. Not all of them anyways.
I love you Dana, and if I'd ever cheat on my wife it will be you I'm fucking.
Ari: I'll give her a scoop.
Barbara: Oh you got one?
Ari: I'll tell her you blew Mickey Rooney and gargled with it.
Deadline Hollywood would run a story about me having a loose stool, much less tapes.
I don't care if Justin Bieber calls and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity, I don't want to talk to him.
E, I'll call you in an hour, make sure you're dopplegangbanger stays off the line.
No [Andrew]'s not coming back. He's a coke fiend sex addict who wrote checks out of this company's account to buy hookers. So no, he will never work here again.
You know [Lizzie] fucked Andrew? That's what caused this whole spiral. It wasn't the drugs, it was her evil pussy that lured him in.
