Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyAsta Twelvetrees Quotes
Asta: Where's Bridget?
Harry: I do not want to talk about Bridget. Bridget is gone. We have to leave.
Asta: I'd rather be a martyr than a loose cannon!
D'Arcy: That is exactly what a martyr would say!
Asta: Loose cannon!
D'Arcy: Martyr!
Asta: I am so tired of playing parent to this alien child. It's enough to do it at home.
D'Arcy: Yeah.
Asta: What?
D'Arcy: Nothing. You're just not really doing it at home.
Asta: I told you. Jay and I are in a good place. I don't want to ruin that.
D'Arcy: Right. You're afraid to piss off the teenager who lives with us and eats my yogurt, so now I have no yogurt.
Harry: Asta! I am in love, and it makes me want to dance!
Asta: Oh my God, but it didn't teach you how!
D'Arcy: We're not having fun. We are choosing to stay single until we finish our mission.
Asta: Is that why we're single?
D'Arcy: God, I hope so.
Asta: What the hell were you doing?
Harry: I don’t know. My knees are weak and my palms are sweating. I know what this is. I have seen this in human movies. I am in love!
Asta: What? No. You have just met her.
Harry: I luh love her! I cannot help it. I feel luuhhh love for her. It’s like how I feel love for you, Asta, but it is different. It is not just in my head or in my heart, but it is in my pants. Is that why they call it in love? Because it is in your pants?
D'Arcy: I'm glad I know.
Asta: Huh?
D'Arcy: About Harry. I don't want you to have to do all this alone anymore.
What's the alien word for screw-up? Or is it just Joseph?
Harry: Is this this girl talk? I want to play. You go, girl!
Asta: D'Arcy and Kayla think that I should ask Deputy Joseph on a date.
Harry: You cannot go, girl.
Harry: Asta, what should I do? I could have gotten information from Joseph, information that would help me save the planet, but I had to stop because of you. I will always have to stop because of you.
Asta: I, I don't understand.
Harry: I care about you too much. If I could just kill you, I could save the world, but if I save you, then the world dies, and you die with it, so why can I not just kill you [sobs].
Asta: Oh, Harry.
Harry: You're afraid of me now.
Asta: No, I know you would never kill me. And I'm gonna help you. I will not let you fail your mission.
Harry: You'll kill yourself? You are such a good friend. [hugs her] You're a good friend.
Harry: Joseph is a Grey alien here to destroy the planet.
Asta: What? And you let me go on a date with him?
Harry: Also, Judy pooper used your bathtub without permission! Can you believe her?
