That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Only boring people are bored.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.

When you don't have any power, you have to delay things.

Don: I can explain.
Betty: I know you can. You're a gifted storyteller.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper